June 2012
Love you milliee! -nelly
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
The only time I've ever won a race
putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
