two dudes knees accidentally touch
Dude 1: My bad.
Dude 2: SUS! NIGGA I AIN'T GAY. I AIN'T BOUT THAT HOMO LIFE SON. I LOVE PUSSY YOU FEEL ME. FALL BACK. YOU GAY AS FUCK MY NIGGA. FORREAL.
Me: ima get up in 5 minutes
5 minutes later: ima get up in 5 minutes
I want someone to love me as much as Kanye loves...
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have i'm stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done i'm so tired